Dirt Nasty, 1980, Cocaine, G-Strings, Cocaine

White rapper (and most definitely holder of other part time jobs) Dirt Nasty rollerskates his way through a costly pile of the booger sugar (Columbian cold and flu medicine, the Devil's dandruff, a South American snowbank) to present you, The People, with his idea of what the 1980's were like. A time when he was no doubt off playing with GI Joe figures, sniffing Mr. Sketch markers, and catching cooties -- all making up for lost time now by instead playing with female figures, sniffing Mr. Escobar's income, and catching STDs.

Thank God to the internet and quirky white rap music for popularizing cocaine, objectifying women, and ... objectifying women!

MP3: 1980, by Dirt Nasty. Or view the video below: